Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Review: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

23 Aug 17

Oh dear... *sad sad emoji face*

It started so well there was plenty of CGI aliens and it was bigtime pretty and rich with life and purpose then Dane DeHaan came on the screen as the hero and well oh dear... it was bad. I mean I was expecting it, but *snort* he was laughably dreadful and Cara wasnt much better. It wasnt that his acting was just so mindnumbingly bad it was the drivel that was the dialogue that only enhanced the awfulness. But no I held out to the end and I was entertained, but I watched many a viewer leave shaking their heads in disappointment. It would have been an improvement if they'd just cut all 'leads' scenes out, it would have been short but better.