Eight Legged Freaks

"Originality ain't on the menu, but there's never a dull moment."

"Too silly to be frightening, too stolid to be funny."

"Its one-joke premise lends itself more to a short than a feature."

"Has laughs, thrills, wit and scary monsters."

"Flick your brain into neutral and let your nervous system be your guide."

"Its filmmakers run out of clever ideas and visual gags about halfway through."

"This is a poster movie, a mediocre tribute to films like Them!"

"Not scary enough to work as a straight-up horror flick and nowhere near funny enough to be a passable spoof."

"A silly (but not sophomoric) romp through horror and hellish conditions."

"As green-guts monster movies go, it's a beaut."

"Silly, yes, but oddly fun in a light-hearted, end-of-the-world way."