John Quaintance

Reese Witherspoon is a do-gooder officer incapable of competency in this buddy-cop comedy, starring alongside Modern Family's Sophia Vergara as a drug dealer's widow in desperate need of police protection. 

A "relentlessly girly" chickity-flickity. Following a violent storm, a beautiful and sassy teenage mermaid named Aquamarine (Paxton) washes ashore...