
Variety
The lame mediocrity of Vampires Suck undeniably reps an advance for writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. By just about any other standard, however, this instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless.
Full reviewThe lame mediocrity of Vampires Suck undeniably reps an advance for writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. By just about any other standard, however, this instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless.
Full reviewThis pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a location lousy with vampires and werewolves.
Full review"Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites.
Full reviewThe main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms.
Full reviewIf ever there's a movie description to strike dread into the heart of a film reviewer's heart it's this phrase: ``From the guys who brought you Disaster Movie, Epic Movie and Date Movie.''
Full reviewVampires Suck is available to stream in Australia now on Netflix and Google Play and Apple TV and Prime Video Store.
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