Variety
The lame mediocrity of Vampires Suck undeniably reps an advance for writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. By just about any other standard, however, this instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless.
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Vampires Suck
- Director:
- Jason Friedberg ('Disaster Movie', 'Epic Movie', 'Meet the Spartans', 'Date Movie')Aaron Seltzer
- Writer:
- Jason FriedbergAaron Seltzer
- Cast:
- Ken JeongJenn ProskeMatt LanterAnneliese van der PolCharlie WeberChris Riggi
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The New York Times
This pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a location lousy with vampires and werewolves.
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New York Daily News
"Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites.
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Hollywood Reporter
The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms.
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Christchurch Press
If ever there's a movie description to strike dread into the heart of a film reviewer's heart it's this phrase: ``From the guys who brought you Disaster Movie, Epic Movie and Date Movie.''
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Vampires Suck is available to stream in Australia now on Netflix and Google Play and Apple TV and Prime Video Store.