Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets All User Reviews (3)

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It started so well there was plenty of CGI aliens and it was bigtime pretty and rich with life and purpose then Dane DeHaan came on the screen as the hero and well oh dear... it was bad. I mean I was expecting it, but *snort* he was laughably dreadful and Cara wasnt much better. It wasnt that his acting was just so mindnumbingly bad it was the drivel that was the dialogue that only enhanced the awfulness. But no I held out to the end and I was entertained, but I watched many a viewer leave... More shaking their heads in disappointment. It would have been an improvement if they'd just cut all 'leads' scenes out, it would have been short but better.Hide


BY Brumby99 nobody

The 'hero' looks like a 14 year old with acne. The 'heroine' looks much the same. Both ordinary actors.
As a result, it just comes across as silly to have these 2 kids as the soldiers.


BY JackWallace superstar

VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS. A fun, colourful, visually spectacular space opera. I really like this sci-fi universe. It's like THE FIFTH ELEMENT on steroids. Points for using David Bowie's "Space Oddity" in the opening sequence. Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne are miscast as Major Valerian and Sergeant Laureline. They have no chemistry. When it's just the two of them on screen together, the movie is awful. They look like kids. Valerian comes across as a creep sexually harassing... More his coworker. The story is a bit of a mess, but it's an entertaining movie.Hide